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#98. 94 – A Bit Too Nosy
12 Oct 12, 2011
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#97. 93 – UHF Blues
12 Sep 28, 2011
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#96. 92 – T.H.K.? T.M.I.
9 Sep 21, 2011
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#95. 91 – Techs Mex
10 Sep 14, 2011
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#94. 90 – Watch Your Tongue
9 Sep 07, 2011
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#93. 89 – Musical Chairs
14 Aug 31, 2011
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#92. 88 – Ridin’ Out
15 Aug 24, 2011
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#91. 87 – From Dusk ‘Til Dawn
11 Aug 17, 2011
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#90. 86 – Mentions In Passing
15 Aug 10, 2011
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#89. 85 – Smoke Irritation
14 Aug 03, 2011
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#88. 84 – Camerus Interruptus
17 Jul 27, 2011
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#87. 83 – Fireside Chat
14 Jul 13, 2011
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#86. 82 – All Pent Up
17 Jul 06, 2011
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#85. 81- Hot-button Issue
18 Jun 29, 2011
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#84. 80 – Pointless Points
16 Jun 22, 2011
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#83. 79 – Cold Comfort
21 Jun 15, 2011
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#82. 78 – Idealized Conditions
19 Jun 08, 2011
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#81. 77- Too Much Of A Good Thing
44 Jun 01, 2011
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#80. 76 – Beware Of False Profits
41 May 25, 2011
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#79. EPISODE FOUR
47 May 23, 2011
E pruritus unum
The title here is most likely nonsense, because–like many writers–I know just enough Latin to get myself in trouble. It’s a play on the far more meaningful “e pluribus unum” (“Out of many, one”) which was a favored motto of the United States founding fathers. Like, many states, but united, dig?
Anyhow, pruritus is the official medical terminology for itchy skin. Seriously.
Sounds a lot more serious than it is, right? “Sorry Paul, I’m going to have to cancel our dinner date. My pruritus is flaring up again.” Unless Paul is a doctor, a Latin scholar, or has read this blog, chances are his response is going to be concern and understanding rather than being pissed off at you.
Then again I know this because I’ve had several recent medical visits documenting my pruritus on account of some damn thing biting me repeatedly, causing nasty welts that itched so bad I would go nearly insane from not scratching… and then would scratch and then have to go on antibiotics because yay, I opened up the wound and the bacteria on my skin dove right in for party time. Was it a mosquito? A spider? We were baffled and so were the doctors, until finally Dawn just recently found (what we dearly hope was) a single bedbug hiding out in the mattress just under where I sleep.
Good news is that (literal) sucker is now dead and neither we nor the pest control guy found evidence of any further infestation. It appears to have been a lone rogue male. We’ll know for sure in the next couple weeks if I get chewed on again.
Also on the plus side, when the doctors were calling it a spider bite I found this article and it is a very entertaining piece showcasing the quirky world of entomology, populated by folks at least as nutty as your average zombie rancher. Give it a read and scratch that intellectual pruritus, eh?