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6 thoughts on “541 – Graverobbers”
Crazyman
“Oh, *that* kind of grave robbing? Lead on, Chuck!” 😈
Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)
What? I say “What”?
Keith
Heh, this is going to be fun. Tradition says you need to drink at least one bottle of MD 20/20 before going to the graveyard.
Honzinator
At first I was thinking of something like a potato battery … nope!
Scarsdale
If you take a dead “D” cell battery, take out the carbon rod from the center, cut a strip of galvanized sheet metal about an inch (2.7 centimeters), take a small jar for canning, suspend the rod in the center and the strip on the side, pour in drain cleaner, you’ll get 1.2 to 1.4 volts DC. 10 of those connected to an inverter will give you 120 VAC at 0.5 amps. Do NOT keep them in the same area you live in however, the fumes will burn your lungs. Just something I learned in chem class in high school. You’d have to top-up the jars every few days, however. Any type of acid will work, even salt water. I think the teacher was a survivalist…
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Scheffler, Hovland and Conners Share the Lead at P.G.A. Championship
Jordan Spieth, who needs a victory at Oak Hill to complete the career Grand Slam, and Justin Thomas, who won last year’s tournament, just made the cut at five over.
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541 – Graverobbers
WonderCon 2025 is coming soon, so the next comic is planned for April 9th.
In the meantime, relevant previousness for this week's page:
https://www.zombieranchcomic.com/comic/223-surrounded-by-film-end-of-episode-9/
https://www.zombieranchcomic.com/comic/483-solar-systems/
Hot (and cold) pursuit
“More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase “healthy as a horse” to connote heartiness – but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There’s mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; it’s called pursuit predation. Basically, we’re the Terminator… Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you – and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.”
Right in the middle of all this is a concept I hadn’t really come across before: pursuit predation. That’s a pretty terrifying thought, isn’t it? A tireless hunter that will find you anywhere you go, and never seems to sleep? I mean, anyone who’s seen The Terminator knows it is. Hell, anyone who watched the old Pepe Le Pew cartoons saw the same concept played for laughs, but the cat he pursued was never laughing. But the Terminator was out purely to kill, and Le Pew’s ultimate goal was (at least his idea of) love. When ancient man picked up his spear and started trotting after a gazelle, his motive tended to be dinner. So say you’re that gazelle. This weird two-legged thing after you… it’s so slow. I mean, you outrun cheetas on a daily basis, and this joke of a creature thinks it can catch you? In seconds flat, you’ve left it in the dust. A bit winded after your exertions, you stop to rest. And then, suddenly, it shows up again. And you run again. But it just. Keeps. Coming. Implacable. Seemingly tireless. Hungry. More often than not, there be an entire swarm of them closing in. And when they catch you, they will surround you, tear you to shreds and feed. If animals had the concept of a zombie apocalypse, ancient man would have easily fit the bill. It gets even funkier when you consider that some recent research indicates ancient man’s arrival in their territory may have represented an extinction event for many species. I believe one of man’s primal fears (that has passed down to us) is not just fear of sharp teeth or fear of the dark, but a more complicated fear of being rendered obsolete. That someone or something out there will prove to be better and more efficient at an aspect of the world we considered ourselves masters of. The spectre of jealousy may, in fact, be rooted in this fear, as we find our guts turning over with unease at the thought that someone has talents or possessions we view as superior to our own. But beyond that, consider how many monster movies revolve around the idea of a creature that is not only stronger, faster, and bigger than us, but somehow smarter than us as well. Our one historical (and prehistorical) trump card, gone. Every time we hear about a new advance in robotics or genetic engineering, our brains start concocting apocalyptic scenarios where we create something capable of replacing us, because it becomes everything we are except moreso. Evolutionarily speaking, we no longer have a niche to fill, and must give way to the superior species. Even within our own human tribes, this sort of thing happens all the time. I think of how, in the American viewpoint of the 1980s, the super-efficient, tireless population of Japan were going to take over everything. They had grabbed all of our technology and not only replicated it, but were doing it better. For God(and Apple Pie)’s sake, they were doing Capitalism (which I sometimes still have a feeling a good portion of my countrymen think we invented) better! I don’t think it was until the Nikkei stock market crash in 1990 before the zeitgeist calmed down and admitted that, okay, maybe envisioning a society stuffed full of ruthless economic superpredators wasn’t all that rational after all. Not in the real world, anyhow. In science fiction and fantasy we get to play with all sorts of “what-if” scenarios, and in all my rambling, I don’t want to forget the shambling. Pursuit predation is a real thing, and I believe it’s a core element of why slow zombies can be just as frightening as the more modern runners and leapers. It’s yet another dark mirror of ourselves. This is how we once hunted, and now, something has come along that is hunting us in the same way, and doing so more implacably, more tirelessly, and more hungrily than we ever could. Regardless of whether they catch us in the short run, they have supplanted us in our niche, and because of that we would have that uneasy feeling that we’re staring down the barrel of our extinction.Calendar
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