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Location: Pasadena Convention Center, 300 E Green St, Pasadena, CA 91101, USA ( MAP)Details:We will be at the Pasadena Comic Con on January 26th. See some of you there for this one day event!
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3 thoughts on “536 – Great State Of Tech Sass”
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Amusing spam above … Things are about to get weird with Casa De Chuck!
Dawn
Ugh, I try to get to the SPAM quicker but we have a new kitty and I have been distracted. It is gone now. 😀
Anonymous
New kitty tops spam any day … and I enjoy getting to see it in it’s brief lifespan.
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#135. 129 – A Need For Speed
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#134. 128 – The Farmer And The Zedmen
14 Jul 04, 2012
#133. 127 – Time Alarm
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#132. 126 – Blood Simple
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#129. EPISODE SIX
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#128. 123 – The Wild Card (END OF EPISODE 5)
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#127. 122 – She Was Gonna Say “Customer”
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#126. 121 – A Looming Decision
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#125. 120 – One With A Bullet
15 May 02, 2012
#124. 119 – Gotta Laugh Or Cry
11 Apr 25, 2012
#123. 118 – Brewing And Stewing
32 Apr 18, 2012
#122. 117 – Crazy Like A Phoenicopterus
40 Apr 11, 2012
#121. 116 – The Lawn Ranger
35 Mar 28, 2012
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#119. 114 – Smoke, Noise, And Hollerin’
31 Mar 14, 2012
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536 – Great State Of Tech Sass
Welcome to Team Paranoid, Oscar! Spoiler alert: they really are out to getcha!
Next comic page planned for Nov. 20th. In the meantime, please accept this documentary evidence of new kitten Morgoth as he discovers the enigma that is the empty soda box.
Ups and downs of the “elevator pitch”
An elevator pitch (or elevator speech or statement) is a short summary used to quickly and simply define a product, service, or organization and its value proposition.
It takes its name from the idea that you can finish the proposal in no more than a minute’s time, for instance the time you might happen to be on an elevator ride with your busy boss or film producer or whatnot. I’m terrible at it. I remember at one of our early convention appearances where I tried to explain Zombie Ranch to an acquaintance of ours who works in the movie industry, and after I finished rambling he flat out told me, “You need to work on your pitch”. Nearly two years later, I still haven’t found that perfect short-form alchemy that is both snazzy to the ear and presents all of what I consider to be the key concepts and unique aspects of this comic. I have our introduction blurb which is the closest I think I’ve come, but it sounds better written than spoken and is probably way too long for a world where a lot of pitches are boiled down to statements like “Die Hard on a Space Station”. If I try that I end up with “It’s Lonesome Dove meets Hatari! meets Deadliest Catch meets Night of the Living Dead meets…” and DING! the elevator has arrived and there goes the boss. But if I just say “Deadliest Catch meets Night of the Living Dead“, or worse, “Cowboys vs. Zombies”, they might end up intrigued in entirely the wrong way, with long-term disappointment for everyone. I don’t know, maybe it’s actually a good thing that I have trouble condensing Zombie Ranch into a quick sound bite. Or maybe I’m just making excuses for being terminally long-winded. So hey, you out there… fair assumption that you read the comic, right? How would you sell someone on it in sixty seconds or less? Or would you even bother to try?Calendar
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