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#397. 381 – In Hooch Veritas
26 Jun 20, 2018
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#396. 380 – Rat In The Hole
23 Jun 13, 2018
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#395. 379 – Zulu India
25 Jun 06, 2018
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#394. 378 – Me Myself And Eyeball
23 May 30, 2018
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#393. 377 – Temperature Rising
23 May 23, 2018
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#392. 376 – Hot Stuff
22 May 09, 2018
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#391. 375 – [Title Drop]
19 May 02, 2018
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#390. 374 – [Credits Intensify]
24 Apr 25, 2018
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#389. 373 – [Zombie Ranch Theme Plays]
43 Apr 18, 2018
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#388. 372 – Fire And Ice
42 Apr 11, 2018
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#387. EPISODE SIXTEEN
48 Apr 09, 2018
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#386. 371 – The Small Picture (END OF EPISODE 15)
45 Mar 14, 2018
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#385. 370 – She Do Declare
44 Mar 07, 2018
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#384. 369 – The Say Of The Gun
20 Feb 28, 2018
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#383. 368 – Weird Is As Weird Does
17 Feb 14, 2018
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#382. 367 – Honor Bound
15 Feb 07, 2018
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#381. 366 – Practical Tragic
16 Jan 31, 2018
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#380. 365 – The Philosopher’s Tone
15 Jan 24, 2018
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#379. 364 – In Memoriam
14 Jan 17, 2018
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#378. 363 – Broken Records
17 Jan 10, 2018
A horse is a horse, of course, of course…
Horses are terrifying. My artist has convinced me of this.
Oh sure, I knew they could be dangerous. They’re big suckers. People can get crushed to death by a horse falling on them. There’s a good reason that for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, heavy cavalry charges could make or break an entire battle when they thundered into enemy lines.
So when my wife accuses me of having thought of horses as nothing more than My Little Pony, that’s not entirely accurate. What I actually meant to say was that I figured she’d have to “zombie it up” in order for it to be truly creepy and scary.
That’s when she started showing me pictures of horses rolling their eyes and baring their teeth, sticking their heads in car windows to frighten small children, and all manner of roguery. Frankly, the rotting zombie horse she came up with seems well-behaved by comparison (at least for now).
Anyhow, welcome to everyone who’s been reaching us by way of our cunningly placed ad links. Hopefully you’re liking what you see so far, or at least intrigued enough to come on back by for a few more Wednesdays. If you really feel inspired, you can always give us a click for a TopWebComics vote, or leave a comment on this site or our forum. We already had a couple fans drop us a line informing us of a cool sounding zombie flick we hadn’t seen yet (Dead Snow), for which we are greatly thankful.
Speaking of movies, Dawn and I have been in further touch with Mondo Celluloid, the organizers of the 2nd Annual Long Beach Zombie Walk. They have been gracious enough to make us a sponsor for the month, and we’re going to be there on Friday, Oct. 30th to be part of the shamble and hand out some Zombie Ranch swag. There’s an entire evening of zombie fun planned on 4th street. The details are here. So if you’re near the L.A. area, come on by! Participating in the walk is absolutely free, though tickets for the Night of the Living Dead midnight screening are $10 each (you can pre-order with the link above).