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9 thoughts on “539 – A Knife In The Dark (END OF EPISODE 22)”

  1. Keith

    Why am I not surprised.

  2. Scarsdale

    Typical, it’s always someone else’s fault. Revenge is not just best served cold, but by stupid too. “This is all your fault!” Which is wrong, but in his head, it’s right.

    1. steelraven

      It’s also been heavily hinted he has already been brain washed by the zombie worshiping cult.

      1. Scarsdale

        Which, no doubt, made easier because of that under-lying feeling. People are always looking for a scape-goat…

    2. Clint

      I don’t know if you got my callback by intent or not, but it’s great to see almost the same words echoed! https://www.zombieranchcomic.com/comic/203-breaking-worst/

  3. RC

    Honestly, probably the first time he’s ever taken control of and done ever in his life. There’s a reason why they kept him. Give a dog that’s been beat all its life a whiff of conference and control, you got a problem.

  4. Crazyman

    Imagine his surprise when he stabs a pillow. 😜

  5. Zombatar

    He isn’t in control, RC – he’s probably drugged to the very dilated eyeballs, probably with Datura. Back on p.443, Eustace is shown holding a Mojave Rattlesnake on a stick while the Brujefe milks it into a glass. Mojave venom A is a paralytic neurotoxin, like tetrodotoxin. Tetrodotoxin was thought to be part of the legendary Haitian “zombie powder”. The other part was Datura, which contains scopalamine, which messes with memory and concentration, and is supposed to render victims docile and suggestible.
    The question is, where did he get his current dose, and did a little drone whisper in his ear?

  6. Dr. Norman (not a real doctor)

    Me lleva la chingada !

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539 – A Knife In The Dark (END OF EPISODE 22)
Posted on December 25, 2024 by Dawn

Happy Holidays, all! That's a wrap (heh) for Episode 22 just in time for a Christmas cliffhanger! Hope we don't twist the knife too much...

See y'all in 2025 when Zombie Ranch continues!

Franklin meets the pandemic…

Posted on July 1, 2020 by Clint
One of American Founding Father Benjamin Franklin’s more famous quotes goes as such: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” I’ve often heard the first part paraphrased as “a little liberty” which doesn’t leave much wriggle room versus “essential liberty.” Then you end up looking into it further and find out we mostly use it way out of its original context. I can’t help but wonder if Franklin ever had to live through a global pandemic? Then again, now that I’ve looked up the quote again for this blog it seems that we mostly use it out of its intended context, anyhow. It sounds great as an anti-tyranny statement but was originally mostly about making sure certain rich people paid their taxes. And even if we apply it to its 20th/21st Century context, well, there’s still some room for soul-searching as to why being asked to wear a face mask is giving up an “essential Liberty.” Especially now that the worst is (predictably) coming true and America’s laissez-faire attitude towards Covid-19 is causing its resurgence in a big way. We shouldn’t have rushed to reopen so soon, and it’s perhaps even more tragic that here in California all signs were that we were getting it under control and then we had to go and screw it up right along with the administrations that never seemed to take it seriously at all. Now everything’s getting shut down again but according to the CDC, it’s too late. At very least I don’t honestly know how anyone thought reopening bars was a workable idea. We still know comparatively little about how the disease operates but we do know that the most surefire scenario for contracting it is to be in an enclosed area with a lot of people for an an hour or two, particularly if they’re doing something like singing or shouting and aren’t wearing masks so that their exhalations flow free. That humid feeling you get in crowded nightclubs and bars? That’s human breath and sweat in the air. And the whole “be cautious and observe social distancing” protocol? That’s not going to survive much past a few drinks. I’m not laying all the blame at the door of the far right, either. They might be the most vocal figurehead for denial and you’ve got some really fringe elements that apparently consider not spitting on the produce aisle in the supermarket an unforgivable affront to their freedom, but there has been plenty of stupid to go around on all points of the political spectrum. People in my own family that I would hardly describe as ragingly conservative have been getting manicures and haircuts. It’s more than disappointing to me, it legitimately terrifies me for their safety, no matter how otherwise careful they assure me they’re being. I get it, to a point. I’ve always hated wearing a mask, even though I’ve suffered from allergies all my life. They’re uncomfortable and they tend to fog up my glasses. But you can breathe in them. Wearing one isn’t going to weaken your immune system from “disuse,” which is an actual statement I’ve heard people say in all seriousness. Trust me, we’re filthy creatures, our immune systems are constantly getting a workout whether or not we’re letting people cough in our faces. It’s such a little thing, and yet we can’t even do that much? If ever there was a time to give up a little liberty for some temporary safety, this was it. I’m past done with anyone downplaying the threat or insisting the “cure is worse than the disease” or any of that hogwash. Anyhow, if ever I found the trope far-fetched of the guy hiding his zombie bite from the other survivors, putting everyone at risk because he figured nah, he won’t really be affected despite all observation to the contrary… here we are with a scenario where the worst that happens isn’t that you get shot in the head or exiled, you just get asked to leave the store. Well, the worst that happens is you contribute to the spread of a deadly pandemic America could have stopped in its tracks like New Zealand, South Korea, and other countries managed to. As the ICU beds fill up, are we ready to admit we have a problem, and that the curve has not, in fact, flattened? Or will this weekend’s 4th of July celebrations be Memorial Day all over again? For my part, I’ll be celebrating my liberty to turn down the BBQ invites. And I’m pretty sure that in these circumstances, Franklin would’ve worn a mask.