Someone just HAS to explain why they “didn’t” just jinx things … and as such give the running commentary of all the bad things that happens to them over the next few minutes.
I suppose it could be worse… right now, its just “jinxing” things. Imagine if someone was giving this exposition and suddenly the shooters ADJUSTED their targets accordingly?
“We’re fine as long as we keep rolling!”
*snipers pause for a frame or two, prompting everyone to wonder what is happening… then a tire gets hit.
“Well, as long as the mules keep running, we’ll still make it!”
4 thoughts on “415 – Thudding Optimism”
Raznaak
Would you SHUT THE FUCK UP???
Merodda
Someone just HAS to explain why they “didn’t” just jinx things … and as such give the running commentary of all the bad things that happens to them over the next few minutes.
Otaku
I suppose it could be worse… right now, its just “jinxing” things. Imagine if someone was giving this exposition and suddenly the shooters ADJUSTED their targets accordingly?
“We’re fine as long as we keep rolling!”
*snipers pause for a frame or two, prompting everyone to wonder what is happening… then a tire gets hit.
“Well, as long as the mules keep running, we’ll still make it!”
“Stop yellin’ what they need to target!”
“It ain’t like they can-”
*zombie mule gets taken out by a headshot
“We’ll still be
Honzinator
Famous last words of a Union General, “Don’t worry. They can’t hit the broad side of a barn at this dist…” Minie balls are a nuisance.
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