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380 – Rat In The Hole

Did you think they were training the rats? Oh you sweet summer children. It's true, in various regions around our modern world rats are trained to do things as complex as sniffing out landmines, and they're apparently quite effective at it. Smart little guys. Not bad as pets either if you see past the age-old "plague bearer" stigma and clean 'em up some. Alas, during the Zombie Wars all they had to be was alive, helpless, and sufficiently tossable.

5 thoughts on “380 – Rat In The Hole

  1. Would’ve been funnier if it was nicknamed “Mike Mike” (as a nod to Mickey Mouse), but that would bring down the wrath of the Disney.

  2. That is just the funniest thing, and something a grunt would come up with. Except I think the military uses green duct tape. (Aside: I heard somewhere that duct tape as we know it is actually not very good for sealing ducts. I think the metal tape is better.)

  3. Hm, you might be right, Anonymous! Then again I can easily just say they ran out of the milspec stuff or didn’t want to waste it on a securing a standard-issue rodent. 😀

    As for “Mike Mike” isn’t that what they already use for minute or millimeter? Could be confusing. “Willard Pete” is my more obscure joke on both “Willy Pete” and a certain old horror film about rats…

  4. I like Willard Pete, and while I feel for the rats, I strongly suspect rat populations had an easier time of it once troops culled the zombie herd, as it were. Rats, like racoons, do really where where LIVING people are about.
    A rat Brookings Institution or RAND Corporation might be as bloodless about sacrificing inividuals of murine-kind as we have been in the past about using troops as bullet absorbers for a greater good. Plus, rats tret eah other a lot worse than people do, even in a state of nature. They’re a lot less susceptible to prion diseases for a reason.

  5. Carry on, as you were. Or as you wish to be, I know I am trying.

    Very good, by the way …

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